Fig 6. Under the influence of various different psychoactive substances, four adult male Homo sapiens demonstrate a wide range of responses to being presented with a few strands of brightly-coloured string. Depicted, from left to right, are the subjects under the influence of ethanol, lysergic acid diethylamide, Brugmansia suaveolens, and cannabis.
I was gonna say count me in until we got to scoplomine.
No spider summoning for me, thanks.