I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.
Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.
Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.
And especially do none of these things on 4chan.
Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
You know what a woman really wants?
Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.
This isn’t rocket surgery.
It’s almost like women are people who want the same things everyone wants or something.