A wise friend once said, “the best boobs are the ones you can touch.”
Nah, I don’t like my own boobs
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I’m always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don’t care about boob size.
Personally, I’m like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: “I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”
All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?
I read some study that claimed men had more of a symmetry than size preference, but that‘s just my memory from years ago
That would not surprise me since I often see symmetry listed as a fairly constant criteria for attractiveness in most human features. In practice I’m not sure how dissimilar one breast would have to be from another for me to actually notice but I’ve never seen asymmetric breasts even when my wife has tried to point it out.
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
People ask guys if they’re into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You’re not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn’t.
If someone asked me, I’d say tits. But that’s all tits. I don’t discriminate.
Respectable answer.
...but lets test your lack of discrimination.
Porque no los tres? Eh?
Well… people always say 2 hands are better than one. I think it extends to 3 is better than 2.
I mean, I’d say two hands and one mouth, hahahah!
I wasn’t very clear with that. I just meant 3 boobs are better than 2. I agree with you though haha. Although, an extra arm could be useful.
I’m just trying to be punny and lewd at the same time =P
But yes, I do agree that a third limb with grasping abilities would be useful in general, in many situations.
Oh wait… oh no. That means…
Catgirl has entered the chat
Catboy has entered the chat
Run, they’re in heat!
Haha, no worries, I got ya.
