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what no i’m not allowed to be correct fuck

platypodes

i am not randomly selecting. some of them are mealy

One types of people:

The difference between science and fucking around is writing shit down, right? So let’s take notes while we, as invisible tigers, eat the rich. For posterity, if nothing else.

b uuuuhhhhh ggaaaaaaawwwwwwk

yeah but it’s pretty funny

angry hissing crab? nah that’s all of them. alexa how do you say pointy butt crab in esperanto? we gotta use dead languages to name our creatures

also some of them got racing stripes
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canceron should have been a dead giveaway

I just yell “hey anyone know what this is” and usually someone yells back

sha sha sha! pocket pheremones!

fake: excuse me I’m schmevil at worst and oh you’re describing yourself

gay: okay got us there

WE CAN DRINK!

i am not password protecting my kidneys or my name isn’t hepatitis murphy, shiest bladder in the east

I was going to say, I have a similar madame guillotine at home but mine is for the paper.

i asked the internet and antarctica doesn’t have ants, it has midges. i’m not sure whether that’s better or worse. right now… better.

How about the Falklands?

be the invasive species you want to see in the world?