Fun fact: back in Roman times, it was manly to fuck a twink. Being fucked by another man made you a woman (in their eyes, women were inferior in every aspect). I suppose something similar happened in Greece for a good while

The horseshoe crab denied evolution, so we’ve begun to forcefully take their blood sacrifice instead

Wires are annoying, but never having to worry about one of the buds falling off and you losing it (nearly happened to me once, while on a bus, it almost fell out of the door), bluetooth signal or battery life of the earbuds more than make up for that

Sounds more like a cold couple of minutes, but I’m not good at math

fake: anon has complex emotions

gay: anon wants to be loved

Fake: nobody in the ISS has duct tape to patch the crack? Bullshit

Gay: anon pretends to be from FEMA because the name makes him feel feminine