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He had one dread, and fungus. Worked on people’s toilets with plungers.

I sat on a nettle accidentally once in my 20’s and now I never sit down on the ground outside. I’d rather deal with a broken bone, tbh.

Call of Ducky 4: Mallard Waterfowl

Try wearing a kasa and a yukata.

So, uh, unrelated… Any cute beaver anthros want they ass ate?

Don’t mess with the mushroom babies or the mushroom daddy will absolutely rock your shit.

Sea crits

The ocean landed a CRITICAL HIT!

It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Don’t you also need sugar? 🤔

What effect does platypus venom have on a human, anyway? Is it super deadly or just like a minor spider bite? 🤔

I think the real super power is simply not being affected by your stoppage of time as much as it is able to stop time. 🤷‍♂️

Me! I am like a dog, but I can consent.

More cute bugs pls

Same. It’s why I hate change. You know how much it hurts to regrow your brain? It hurts a lot!

The device playing sound didn’t use to arbitrarily limit how high you could set the volume so you would just make it louder and damage your hearing 🤷‍♂️

Wily was literally starving all the time. He wasnt able to run top speed because he didn’t have the energy and his muscles are atrophying.

Though this is still mostly all his own fault. He always bought machines to try and catch the road runner instead of exercising and if he could order dumb contraptions, he could have also just ordered Domino’s.

I am seeing Thor from PirateSoftware, unfortunately.

I can’t even describe how much I hate adjectives.

Instantly makes you gay.

And then shortly after, face melting.

In the biblical sense?

Everyone else just misunderstands that evil isn’t bad, it’s just “live” spelled backwards.