I had to go in without mine one day and immediately on the tram there was a guy making a lengthy call on the speakerphone and a sixty year old woman doing the Tiktoks with sound on.

I only just found out about the Tulpa community and it feels like Western Society is entering a mental health crisis that’s somehow even worse than when we were all getting drunk and hitting each other just to make it through the week.

Tell Schrodinger I’m coming for him next.

This is Keanu in Chain Reaction all day long and all night. See also Keanu in The Watcher for least convincing serial killer.

Ian Brown did a song “There Are No Lions In England”, even though he grew up an hour’s drive from Knowsley Safari Park and Chester Zoo.

It makes more sense when you know there were only a few thousand humans and they were basically Sun readers.

It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.