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  • I once read a DnD joke where a player complained to the DM

    “Let me get this straight. We‘re in a large underwater cave, chasing a massive zombie beaver boss, and every calculation is done by the flip of a coin. What’s the name of this campaign??”

    DM checking notes, sweating erm… Harry Rotter and the Chamber of Sea Crits







  • Nikls94@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzDik Piks
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    1 month ago

    I took a picture of a sparrow once. They’re called Spatz in German. In my local dialect, they’re called “Spotz” ʃpɔts in english it’s pronounced like “shpowts” - which is one of the words used for penis as well. Picture in German is Bild and in the local dialect it’s “büdl” ˈbʏdl in English pronounced like “boodle” (you have no pronunciation for ü).

    So in my local dialect, a sparrow-pic is pronounced the same as a dick-pick. Spotzbüdl - ʃpɔtsˈbʏdl - spowthsboodle