Wrong. They don’t have hands to whisk the ingredients over low heat while slowly adding milk

Pascal’s gambler

Synapsids and sauropsids are honorary dinosaurs in my book, and I’m not just saying that cause I’m one

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That’s only drone strikes though, give him some credit.

Makes them feel good about shoving their head in the sand. It’s as performative as the rest of their ideology.

If you love Left Hand, you’ll probably love The Dispossessed as well.

You haven’t been paying attention in history class

Or maybe they have been paying attention

I should finish reading the Hainish novels

Hey, he got his very own a car to sleep in, which he’ll finish paying for in no time.

USA USA USA

We owe it all to fungus girls

It’s called vermicelli for a reason

What the uncomputable fuck

Shout out to Split Fiction for getting the “Unironically making a ‘The cake is a lie’ reference in the year of the Lord 2025” award

It’s threatening the security of my Apple stocks

What we all said was there are only two candidates who could win the election

Yeah, Joe Biden and Donald Trump, I remember.

You leftist rabble-rousers with your lofty ideals of “not doing a genocide” don’t know anything about getting elected and getting things done

*loses 2 elections to the most disliked president in history*

DAMN YOU PUTIN!