Don’t forget the spark plug wrapped in wire that’s been taped to a light bulb

400 miles below them

Gotta navigate around the Starlink satellites on their way down.

Please don’t boil your pump

A bunch of boiled meat? Must have been British.

98.7 is likely close enough to boiling point that there’d surely be some bubbles. I’d expect your bubbles per minute to be more than 0.

“Hold onto my butts!”
- Sam Jackson horking down another ciggie

Peer reviews of my research accuse my paper of circling the subject area. Once grant funding was removed and I was pushed out, I had to shit or get off the pot, so you may find my data sets complete even though I wasn’t able to fully finish identifying correlation/causation. It’s not exactly inconclusive; it’s more that the overall analysis was open but whole.

So, the research does support my claims, even though some have accused me of being full of crap.

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Hydro-haterz

Amazing. Simply amazing. I want this as a tattoo.

Microplastics are found in significantly larger numbers within the bodies of anyone living today than in people who died hundreds of years ago. Living without microplastics is lethal.

The Sun reveals its new Pride campaign hoping that customers will forget its stance on unions and and the politicians they’ve supported