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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.workstoScience Memes@mander.xyzHelp.
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    5 days ago

    “Stop the presses! Send my wife some flowers and bring me an Advil! What do you mean you don’t work for me? You’re hired! Now that you’re hired, you’re fired! Now that you don’t work here, we can be friends! Now that we’re friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are!” hangs up

    “God, I love this business!”