snooggums

Silly predators don’t know to hold the platypus up by the end of the tail!

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

fig 3 diarrhea

Easier to avoid line spacing issues.

The Fly!

I completely forgot about beer cans that told you how cold they were!

The modern version is Flying with Dinosaurs.

The eagle and seagull spinoff is Soaring with Dinosaurs.

Second only to hospitals.

aka Time Gaping

Endless summer vacation.

Yes, but there wouldn’t be a reason to say living son unless there was a deceased sibling. The wording implies one or more deaths.