Menopause causes mysphonia. Sleep with your eyes open.

Hopefully there will be a Lyme vaccine next year.

Around half of the people don’t get the bull’s eye, by the way. I wish more doctors realised this.

People forget that animals rely on feeders because said people have removed the fucking food from nature.

I went for a walk in the Black Forest. It’s impossible not to be cheerful when you’re hiking in the Black Forest, even when you trip and end up with two busted knees.

Funny, my Soundcore ones last ages, even with active noise cancelling switched on.

I’ve been listening to my Soundcore P3 earbuds for the past 4 hours and they both have 4 out of 5 battery stripes left.

Bullshit.

My cat played fetch, just like a dog. Cats like playing.

I hate it when people just assume stuff about cats, treat them that way, and then say stuff like ‘cats are so aloof and they only like me because I feed them.’

Meanwhile, my neighbour’s cat loves my family even though we don’t feed her, because we snuggle her. The person who feeds her just chucks her outside when she gets home. And then she comes to us for scritches.

Cats meow at other cats besides their mother too. It’s a complete myth that they don’t.